Wanted

Kade, Halle, and I went to Albertson's to get some Karo for Olivia's suckers she needed to make for school.  After walking in the store Kade said, "That's freaky!"  That sign:

He is right, it is freaky if you don't know the difference between a stalker and a stocker! We all had a good freaky laugh and watched out around every corner for the "Night Stalker!"

What do you think could he get a job?