Crack

I took the three youngest shopping with me today we went to a craFT store.

Why is the FT in Craft BOLD?

Well. . .Makayla heard me say, "CraCK Store."

FYI: Although there are probably Crack stores around here I don't frequent those, especially with three kids.

She was disappointed to walk into a Craft Store.  Out of curiosity I asked her what exactly is a Crack store.  I was hoping that at five years of age crack is something you see on the sidewalk.

Makayla's Crack Store:  Where you buy cracks to take home to put on your house and then the house breaks.  You only buy them if you don't want your house.

Whew, she is still sheltered!  I'd like to keep it that way for some time.