Guarantee

Three Questions

• Is there a better "Guarantee" for underwear than that out there?  
• Can you really put on a pair of these underwear and not "TRY" them out?
• When the "Guarantee" fails to prove true do you tell them you want your money back and return the used merchandise?

    My girls got the giggles over this one.  I even heard a testimonial along the lines of this, "Last year it was hard to go to school.  I was always bullied and made fun of.  Not this year, I have Wedgie Free underwear!  I dare those girls to give it a tug.  I'm safe with these and you can be too.  (Cheesy grin and a thumbs up!)"  I was asked to record their commercial for them but I thought this post was way more than sufficient.

. . .And so. . .With a sophisticated post such as this. . . I must leave you with a quote from Jane Austin  "You must be two of the silliest girls in the country."