Would you rather?

Have you ever played would you rather?

Now normally when this game is played it gets gruesome, "Would you rather die by a pencil or a dull spoon?"
The fun is not only in the question but in the answer.  I do try to steer it away from death.

Olivia's question:  Would you rather get kicked in the face with a soccer ball by a bully or hit in the face with a basketball when you are standing under the net.

Halle:  Easy as Pie.  Kicked in the face with a soccer ball.  Then I'd go over to the bully and throw him on the ground and punch him in the face and he would never do that again.

What about you?